Rating: T if that's possible, because Ichi has such a potty mouth in this chapter :3
huzzah I updated I don't feel like studying so I whipped this baby out in like 40 minutes since I'm such a slow typer, enjoy!
Warnings: Very jealous Ichigo so OOCness people! -__-
The Coupon Book:
Chapter 2
The trip to school was uneventful, and anybody walking his way moved a good three feet away from him from just one look of his murderous scowl. His mind kept trying to wrap around the fact that Rukia was out with Renji, on a... Ichigo shook his head furiously, there was no way he was going to let his thoughts run that rampant.
"Che, whatever, that stupid midget can do whatever she wants," He spat venomously, kicking a pebble in the process. He was too furious to even notice that it hit a nearby window. That is until a burly man with a mustache peaked out the said broken window and screamed for his attention.
"Hey you little jerk, you better pay for this!" He shifted his narrow eyes toward the man and a small recognition seemed to click in his brain. It was that same bastard who told him to shut up after he yelled a "Thank you" to Urahara (1).
"Fuck off, I don't owe you shit! If you didn't want people breaking your windows then put a goddamn fence around your pathetic house, Geezer!" The man's eyes widened at his colorful language and decided to back off, seeing that it would be his bones the kid would break next than another window.
"Damn delinquits," he muttered underneath his breath and flopped back onto the couch to continue watching Don Kanonji.
It was safe to say that Ichigo was beyond enfuriated, and if Renji even dared to show his stupid face Ichigo would go Bankai on his ass and serve a fruit salad to Byakuya. Secret ingrediant: A certain red headed pineapple. His perma-frown suddenly twisted upward into a sick smirk, very similar to his hollow's. Unknown to his knowledge, since his mind kept mulling over different ways to slaughter Renji, he had already arrived to his homeroom. Everyone was wise enough to not even be near his breathing space or line of vision. Once Ochi-sensei entered the classroom to start lecture one of her brows raised to see the entire class on one side of the room, with the exception of Kurosaki, who by this time was chuckling maniacally. With much strain she managed to hear him whisper malevolently:
"And he would never see it coming," Ochi-sensei's face blanched and looked at her other fear stricken students. Hell, it was his Birthday, he could cry if he wanted to...or kill someone.
"How about we skip straight to an early lunch, it's Friday anyway," and within a split second, the room was empty. The only ones remaining were Chad, Orihime, and Ishida. The three looked at each other wearily and played a silent game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Ishida nearly howled in agony when the results were Chad and Orihime rock, and him scissors. Orihime gave him an encouraging smile, which of course did not calm his nerves the slightest when he caught another murderous phrase from Ichigo:
"No one would be able to tell where his head began or where his body ended," Ishida desperately mouthed "rematch" and the other two quickly shoved him forward in protest. His shaky hands pushed his glasses upward in a nervous habit and made his way toward the crazy strawberry. He swollowed convulsivey to sooth his suddenly dry throat and finally opened his mouth to speak.
"I-Ichigo," no response. A sigh of relief escaped him, glad that he wasn't bleeding or knocked unconscious. Uryuu, despite better judgement, tried again, slightly louder.
"Ichigo," again, nada. With one huge breath he screamed,
"ICHIGO!" Within an instant the carrot top snapped out of his trance and focused himself onto the Quincy.
"What the fuck Ishida! I'm dead not deaf, I know they sound similar but learn the difference Asswipe!" Ishida's confidence went back to normal, he can handle an angry Ichigo, just not an insane one.
"Could of fooled me, I called you twice before and all you did was kept on muttering death threats. What the hell got shoved up your ass this morning?" Ichigo simply humphed and crossed his arms and feigned innocence.
"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm perfectly fine,"
"You call talking to yourself and smiling creepy 'perfectly fine?!'" Ishida grounded out exasperated, wanting to run an arrow through his hot headed cranium.
"Yes," Orihime saw Ishida close to blowing a gasket so she decided to step in.
"Kurosaki-kun, where's Kuchiki-san and Abarai-kun," too bad naive Inoue did not know that it was the worst question to throw out at the sulking birthday boy.
"I DON'T FUCKING CARE!! THEY COULD BE OFF SCREWING EACH OTHER AND I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITH IT! HELL THEY COULD EVEN GET HITCHED RIGHT NOW AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO BE THE BEST MAN BECAUSE I'LL FINALLY GET RID OF THAT ANNOYING, SELFISH, BITCH OF A MIDGET!!" And with that said he grabbed his book bag and stomped out of the room, seeing nothing but red. The three remained quiet in an awkward silence until Ishida broke the ice.
"Well, at least we know it's related to those two,"
"Y-yeah,"
"...........,"
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After sprinting a block away from Karakura High Ichigo stopped and dropped his bag, his fist colliding roughly against a cemented wall, causing his knuckles to bleed.
"Damn it, why am I so angry?! Why can't I accept that Rukia and Renji are together? Why does it feel like...," he couldn't bear finishing the sentence. It wasn't possible for him to feel this way, he was suppose to have built a wall with his cold exterior to not let anybody near his heart again. Then why did he feel so...broken? He shook his head and shoved his face into his hands. Oh God, he, THE Ichigo Kurosaki, the pinnacle of manliness, was turning into a hormonal girl. Just fan-fucking-tastic. Maybe next time he'll go dress shopping with Yuzu to pick one out for himself. He shuddered. No, what he was feeling isn't jealousy and heartache, Ichigo silently tried to convince himself. Rather, just...anger that Rukia and Renji don't value him as much of a friend if they weren't inviting him to go along with them...right? Unable to stand the pounding in his head he accepted the half assed lie and picked his bag off the ground, continuing home.
"Oi, Ichigo how's it going?" Ichigo immediately recognized the voice and all the anger from before returned tenfold. Renji had to take a step back when he was met with glowing yellow eyes.
"Say Renji...do you like salads?"
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TBC....
LMAO I had so much fun writing this even if Ichigo was OOC up to Chinatown XD hopefully you guys like a jealous Ichigo as much as I do because he's so cute like that lol
Rukia and her gift pop out next chapter so stay tuned for that...once I'm feeling bored again ;)
(1) I don't know if you guys remember about that guy that popped out in the manga where Kubo always draws a quick sketch after every chapter. Well it's him, the one hollering at Ichigo to shut up and calling him a jerk, and it's the chapter where Ichigo rips open his shirt (how to forget nyaha) and shows Urahara his healed wounds and thanks him.
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